The crown! (by PirateLyssa)
(via seauxhighclass)
Is Aladdin trying the smolder?
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
(via -hewastheirfriend)
Yesterday Mama bought me wine and the guy at the liquor store was like “Are you even 21?”
And Mom was like “She’s a senior in college”
And the guy LAUGHED.
Do I look that young?